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Massage by Emilie and Jenna – Milford

60-Minute Relaxation, Trigger-Point, or Cranial-Sacral Massage (Half Off)

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  • Pampered
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapists banish tension and headaches or focus on uprooting localized points of soreness

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person. May buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $25 for a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $50 value)
  • $30 for a 60-minute trigger-point massage (a $60 value)
  • $30 for a 60-minute cranial-sacral massage (a $60 value)

Relaxation massage involves long, gliding strokes to extinguish muscle tension from all over the body, whereas trigger-point therapy targets small, localized muscle cramps and knots. Cranial-sacral massage frees spinal fluid to release pain, especially the pain associated with headaches and chronic sinus problems.

Massage by Emilie and Jenna

Situated inside The Face Place, licensed massage therapists Emilie Peters and Jenna Crooker combine their muscle-mending skills to alleviate a range of soft-tissue ailments. Between the two of them, their six hands contain the know-how to move along spinal fluid to reduce headaches and get jaw joints to quit clicking with TMJ massage. Where hands alone come up short, Emilie and Jenna employ items such as cold stones and bamboo stalks to relieve migraines or reach deep into tissue to unearth embedded soreness.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping Your Past

Your past is a haunted place full of people, experiences, and secret government tests you’d rather forget. Follow these steps to clear your mind and your record:

  • Cut ties with your family, friends, and anyone who has a copy of your dental records.

  • Fake your own death using whichever method your father taught you when you were a kid.

  • Secretly attend your own funeral. Write something self-deprecating in the memorial book so that no one suspects that you’re still alive and attending your own funeral.

  • Change your name to be the same as your favorite celebrity. The fun of having a celebrity name will take your mind off of the all the crying you did when you found out you were dead.

  • Help yourself forget about all that stuff by filling your brain with the names of as many different horse breeds and horse facts as you can remember.

  • Congratulations! You’re ready to restart your life as “Freddie Prinze Jr., Celebrity Horse Trainer”.

How can you prove that you weren’t at your own funeral?

Massage by Emilie and Jenna

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    Milford

    962 Lila Ave.
    Milford, Ohio 45150
    (513) 332-3512
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