Modern Wellness Knoxville Deal of the Day

$109 for an Allergy Test Covering 45 Regional Inhalants and 46 Foods at Modern Wellness ($249 Value)

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Medical staffers determine patients' sensitivity to potential allergens including seafood, dairy, and dust

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Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shooing the drifters away from Mount Rushmore. Protect your health with this Groupon.

$109 for an Allergy Test ($249 Value)

Test determines sensitivity to 45 regional inhalants and 46 foods, including grains, meats and poultry, seafood, dairy, grasses, and dust
Results delivered in about a week

Modern Wellness

The staff at Modern Wellness knows that knowledge is power—although it won't turn on your TV or cell phone, it can help to uncover what allergens your body reacts to, where your grandparents were born, or how your body loses weight most efficiently. Through general-health and wellness tests—including anemia panels and diabetes scans—technicians can discover potential bodily issues before they become debilitating conditions or stats on next year’s office baseball cards. Staff physicians can also use this info to tailor weight-loss programs to each body’s particular needs. Technicians use their lab prowess for other investigative work, as well—drug testing at the facility equips clients with the paperwork that a number of employers require before making hiring decisions.

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