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$40 for a One-Hour Massage ($90 Value) at neurOasis in Chinatown
Chinatown, New York
In a Nutshell
- Swedish modality
- Hour-long treatment
The Fine Print
Expires Jan 27th, 2012. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
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New York, New York 10013