Due to the overwhelming number of laborers taking days off for muscle strain, Rome's project managers determined that it could not be built in a day. Maneuver musculature back toward productivity with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 50-minute massage (a $100 value) and your choice of a weight-loss or health-score consultation with a physician (a $550 value) at New York Total Health Centers, valid at all downtown and midtown locations (a $650 total value).

New York Total Health Centers' attentive medical staff addresses long-standing wellness concerns through restorative massage and tailored health consultations. Patients relax beneath soothing kneads during a 50-minute medical massage, which helps to return functionality to out-of-kilter nervous and hormonal systems while reducing stress accumulated through years of moonlighting as a crime-fighting superhero.

During 90-minute health-score consultations, a physician and other knowledgeable professionals direct patients toward healthy lifestyle choices with beneficial tips, revealing medical assessments, and treatment recommendations. A strategic set of more than 20 diagnostic tests analyzes the body systems' functionality and results in an overall health score to divulge the soap opera–like drama plaguing the love affair between the spleen and pancreas. Clients striving to uphold weight-loss goals can opt to learn how hormone imbalances impact cravings, sleep, and midsection weight gain, and glean exercise and dietary knowledge from the center's medical and nutritional specialists.