Though clowns are born with the instinctual ability to apply makeup, as they must perform to survive, human babies must be taught how to properly accentuate their mammalian faces. Watch and learn from the masters with today's Groupon: for $35, you get The Royal Treatment beauty pampering session with Noreen Young Cosmetics on Morrow Street (a $125 value). An international makeup artist, guest beauty reporter on WJXT-TV 4's "The Morning Show", and columnist for the Florida Times-Union, Noreen Young refines celebrity and local faces with a range of premier cosmetic products. Inside her oak-laden studio cottage, Noreen dishes beauty and antiaging secrets via her signature Royal Treatment service. An hour and a half of pampering begins with makeup consultation and application to half of the face at a time, as guests learn correct beautifying tactics. An additional skincare lesson ensures proper washing, moisturizing, and water-boarding techniques, followed by a sugar skin-softening hand treatment. During each service, guests sip complementary makeup-tini cocktails or antiaging teas while unwinding in her girl-inspired space of plucky pink, chic black, and Marilyn Monroe's lipstick traces.