Crow's-feet wrinkles often appear when miscreant nesting birds run relay races around unsuspecting eye sockets in the dead of night. Shoo away cosmetic nuisances with today's Groupon: for $75, you get 7.5 units of Botox (a $175 value) at Palm Beach Botox, redeemable at its Delray Beach location on Military Trail. Palm Beach Botox's face-rejuvenating squad of physicians and neurologists, led by board-certified Dr. Farhan Siddiqui, is committed to reducing facial aging through a variety of cosmetic services. Unlike sifting through your significant other's email account, Botox is a noninvasive procedure that eases the appearance of worry lines and wrinkles. A 7.5-unit Botox treatment is typically enough to smooth out one crow's-foot wrinkle around the corner of the eyes or the glabellar lines between eyebrows. The treatment consists of quick injections that yield minimal pain and little to no recovery time.
Though Palm Beach Botox sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Popular Fears
The encyclopedia tells us "There is nothing to fear but fear itself," and though this may have been true at the time the encyclopedia was written, today's world is fraught with fearable dangers. Here's a guide to overcoming some popular fears:
Arachnophobia—Fear of Spiders: With upwards of eight legs, spiders have only one natural predator: confidence. Next time you spot a spider, stare deeply into its 100 eyes and fill out an application for a higher paying job. The spider will sense your self-worth and retreat to its cocoon.
Triskaidekaphobia—Fear of the Number 13: Thirteen is thought to be the unluckiest number, which is why it doesn't appear on calculators. To overcome a phobia of the fearsome digit, say your own name into a mirror 13 times—doing so will cause Candyman actor Tony Todd to appear if you are Tony Todd.
Gerontophobia—Fear of the Elderly: Senior citizens are like owls: wise, allergic to sunlight, and covered in quills. Instead of fearing the elderly, just act like everyone else and give them sweets.
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