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Peak Performance Health Care – Multiple Locations

5- or 10-Day Detoxifying Cleanse with Consultation, Meal-Replacement Shakes, and Supplements (70% Off)

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Fri Sep 28 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$150
Discount
67%
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$101
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In a Nutshell

Supervised by medical specialists, cleanses help to neutralize toxins through organic protein shakes and herbal supplements

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must call ahead to order at least one week in advance of pick up.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like pigeons on a statue, toxins in the body quietly accumulate until they have completely taken over and called dibs on all the major body parts. Shoo away pesky toxins with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $49 for a 5-day detoxifying cleanse (a $150 value)
  • $89 for a 10-day detoxifying cleanse (a $300 value)

Each cleanse includes:

  • Initial consultation
  • Two meal-replacement shakes per day
  • Supplements

Accompanying one large meal each day, shakes and supplements made from certified-organic or wild-crafted ingredients include herbal concentrates to purge toxins loitering in the parking lot of the soul. Although results vary, detoxification can help people to lose weight, increase energy levels, and improve the regularity of bowel movements and digestion function.

Peak Performance Health Care

Led by Dr. Ron Stumbris and Doctors of Chiropractic Maggie Gabel and Steven Arculeo, the wellness team at Peak Performance Health Care helps patients achieve their long-term health goals. After examining each patron’s total-health profile, they craft a personalized wellness plan, incorporating medical and chiropractic care, physical and trigger-point therapies, detoxifying cleanses, food-sensitivity testing, and behavioral therapy for one’s nail-biting doppelganger.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: First-Aid Kits

The most popular form of health care is anything that doesn’t involve some know-it-all doctor. Here's what you'll need in your first-aid kit to do all of your own bodily upkeep should something go horribly wrong:

• WiFi hotspot (for Googling what is wrong with you)
• A mirror for gauging the amount of pain in your eyes
• Seeing-eye squirrel
• Tears from your true love
• Inspirational photo of famous healthy man Daniel Craig
• Various magical talismans
• Tea bags (England only)
• Kidneys from a person stronger than yourself
• Sword to get revenge on whoever did this to you
• A Game Boy so that, if nothing else, you can enjoy your last moments on earth

Did you know that there are seven different healing properties and 13 vitamins in your true love's tears?

Peak Performance Health Care

3.5 out of 5
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    Wildwood

    6139 W Touhy Ave.
    Chicago, Illinois 60646
    (773) 631-1110
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    Near North Side

    1749 N Wells St.
    Chicago, Illinois 60614
    (312) 440-9646
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