Pizza, much like the earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Help nourish basketball legends with today's Groupon for pizza, beverages, and more at Pete's New Haven Style Apizza. Choose between two options:
- For $5, you get $10 worth of pizza and pasta at the Arlington, Columbia Heights, or Friendship Heights locations.
- For $10, you get $20 worth of pizza and pasta at the Arlington location only.
Pete's specializes in New Haven–style pizzas constructed with crispy-chewy crusts and boasts a trained chef at its helm and locally sourced, natural ingredients in its dishes. Pizza comes by the slice ($2.50+) or in leftover-friendly 18-inch rounds. Pies come crowned with tomato sauce and whole-milk mozzarella ($18.95) or vegan cheese ($20.95), which can be dudded up with toppings including artichoke, broccoli rabe, soppressata, and miniature replicas of Luciano Pavarotti ($2 each). Dive into the New Haven specialty pie loaded with local Chesapeake clams ($25.95), or swing by from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday–Friday to lunch on two slices of cheese pizza and a fountain drink ($5.99 plus tax). Twirl a forkful of pasta, which Pete's orders from a local supplier, such as the linguine mixed with sautéed shrimp, pesto, pine nuts, and olive oil ($11.95). The eatery's low-key, neighborhood atmosphere reflects its local origins and its allergy to pretentious monocles.
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The Groupon Guide to: Keeping Clean
Since 1998, when scientists proved that dirt could penetrate people's skin and make them evil, cleanliness has been a medical and moral priority for most people. Here's a guide to keeping clean:
- Look at Soap: Because soap is just a placebo, looking at it is just as effective as using it.
- Make Your Own Water: "Water is good for cleaning"—yes, this is just an old wives' tale, but unlike other old wives' tales, this one is true. Don't waste money on the store-bought stuff, though. You can purchase hydrogen and oxygen in bulk and then make your own water by placing the two elements in a sealed shoebox overnight.
- Bathe Once a Month, Every Month: No taking July off just because you didn't break a sweat eating those firecrackers. Simply fill a bathtub with your homemade water and soak in it until your skin prunes, then swells, then hardens like coral, and then returns to normal.
- Keep Clean Inside and Out: Your internal organs can get gummed up by waxy buildup, toxins, and eggs left behind by the dozens of spiders you accidentally swallow every day. Restore cleanliness to your insides with a daily dose of the most powerful cleaner known to man: a sunny disposition. Also, drink a gallon of mouthwash every Friday.
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