Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 60-minute couples massage at Quiescence Day Spa in Petaluma (a $140 value).
Using all-natural body treatments, Quiescence Day Spa relaxes tightly strung tendons with an array of massage options. Sharing a room in one of the spa's comfy chambers, tense twosomes get simultaneous Swedish massage muscle melting from certified massage therapists. Skilled Swedish massage techniques release tight muscles, clear clouded minds, and alleviate guilt about leading your significant other's sleepwalking figure through muscle-tightening calisthenics as he or she sleeps each night.