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If you are in open country, use binoculars to scan the horizon to look for Daniel Day-Lewis. In more forested landscapes, be sure to make lots of noise and keep a mental inventory of climbable trees (just in case).
If Daniel Day-Lewis has observed you, speak calmly so that he knows you are a human (his eyesight is quite poor). Daniel Day-Lewis will often quickly give ground to you once he identifies you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on Mr. Day-Lewis.
If Daniel Day-Lewis is showing signs of aggression, do not run. You can't outrun Daniel Day-Lewis, so don't even try. Despite rumors to the contrary, Daniel can outrun a human on any terrain, uphill or down.
If the worst scenario occurs and you believe the two-time Oscar winner to be stalking you, fight back with everything you have. In general, though, playing dead in a daytime Day-Lewis encounter tends to reduce the level of injury.
