Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic (a $2,325 value). This Groupon is only valid at the clinic's Madison Park location.

Under the expert guidance of advanced registered nurse practitioner Sima Rafii, the staff at Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each 40-minute session, a beam-slinging apparatus glides low-light lasers over the client's waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue. The disintegrated lipid depots are then absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires little to no recovery time.

For maximum results, Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic suggests completing all six treatments over the span of two weeks, with no two treatments scheduled more than three days apart. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.