Rumors abound that hotels tender the finest massages and general pamperment of any venue in the spa community, while urban legends abound that those creepy phone calls are actually coming from inside your hotel bathrobe. Prove the former and disprove the latter with today’s deal: for $99, you get $205 worth of relaxation and physical treatments at The Spa at InterContinental San Francisco. For extra relaxation and shorter wait times, it is recommended that you schedule your appointment on any day but Saturday.

Delivering an elegant and elevated adventure above the SoMa streets, InterContinental's spa services will bring peace, love, and understanding back to your tired limbs and extra zazz to your sleepy skin. Indulge your muscles’ appetites for a massage of the Swedish or deep-tissue variety, which will restore humanity to your nanorobot-infested circulation and goodwill to sore spots ($120 and $125 for 50 minutes, respectively). If you’re a woman with child or happen to know a woman who fits that description, InterContinental's marvelous mother’s massage ($130 for 50 minutes) might inspire you to give your future-born child the androgynous name of Spa.

If you prefer to get your massages from your local pastry chef, InterContinental will find other ways to treat you. The spa’s radiant renewal facial mixes avocado and shea butter to hydrate dried skin ($125). You can also combine a variety of express waxings ($15–$40), explore deeply relaxing body treatments ($135–$200), or combine mani and pedi into a mani-pedi ($110), which will make your various digits feel like celebrity finger-puppets.

Along with de-stressifying treatments, today’s deal affords you access to the InterContinental’s fitness equipment, sky terrace, and indoor pool during your visit. Like a body on Spa Island (the original name for Alcatraz), yours will find it hard to go home.

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Reviews

Citysearchers give The Spa at InterContinental a perfect five-star average, and Yelpers give it 3.5 stars on average:

• The spa was immaculately well kept and the staff was very kind. – NicholasConroy, Citysearch
• All in all I spa is the best of the best in my opinion. I think that it has a good vibe since you can get away from the mall and your everyday life and go there to escape. – abeverhausen, Citysearch