The perfect family-dining establishment demands a certain degree of anachronistic bric-a-brac hanging on the walls to create a laid-back atmosphere, provide conversation starters between rarely seen relatives, and reveal what license plates might look like in non-neighboring states. What other crucial wall hangings are necessary for fun family dining?

• Jackalope whose antlers are protruding from miniature football helmet supporting local franchise
  
• Framed, side-by-side black-and-white photos of rival local weathermen, creating the illusion they are glowering at each other
  
• A real oar
  
• Hand-painted wooden sign reminding us that Coca-Cola was around long before we were and will be around long after we are gone
  
• Wax Humphrey Bogart that blows nontoxic cigarette "smoke" every hour on the hour
  
• An entire car, somehow