Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight and that an even higher percentage consider themselves being heckled by extraterrestrial shadow puppets. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $999, you get eight Lipo-Ex treatments at The Signature Medical Spa (a $4,000 value).
The Signature Medical Spa's board-certified physician, Dr. Emily Helm, and a staff of trained technicians provide a revitalizing roster of facials, anti-aging solutions, and its flagship Lipo-Ex treatment. Lipo-Ex's noninvasive procedure works to expertly expel unsightly flab as it tightens skeleton suits with radio-frequency energy. Treatment areas undergo a gradual and uniform heating that can comfortably melt belly jelly before prompting its natural exit through the body. Patients can shed fat and cellulite from faces, torsos, buttocks, and thighs, and Lipo-Ex's subterranean reach can safely eject harmful, freeloading fat from susceptible organs starting to resemble Cheetos-stained beanbags.
Each session lasts about 45 to 60 minutes, and an eight-treatment package can beget a discernible reduction in body circumference, depending on the size and number of areas being treated. For example, the belly, neck, or face would require eight treatments, with the arms, thighs, or love handles needing four treatments. With no recovery or downtime, Lipo-Ex offers patients the chance to quickly return to their home, office, or paused trumpet solo.
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When she isn’t saving lives through emergency medicine, Dr. Emily Helm, with the help of a licensed medical aesthetician, is saving the appearances of her clients at The Signature Medical Spa. She spot-treats and slims down problem areas using Lipo-Ex radio-frequency energy, which shrinks fat cells in the arms, thighs, abdomen, and waist. Aside from fighting fat, she fights aging with injectables, peels, and facials that exfoliate and soothe the skin and provide up to 75 minutes of alibi time.