The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to Tigerlily Wellness & Acupuncture. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get one 60-minute acupuncture session (a $120 value).
• For $49, you get two 60-minute acupuncture sessions (a $195 value).<p>

Tigerlily Wellness & Acupuncture’s licensed acupuncturists wield age-old Chinese medicinal practices to release bottled bodily energy and restore balance with nearly painless needlework. Pin professionals begin a consultation by reviewing the patient’s health history and personal concerns in order to tailor needle strategies to effectively evict a range of aches and stowaway stressors. Surrounded by soothing melodies, personages repose atop the massage table as acupuncturists stealthily deploy single-use needles into points in the hands and the feet, around the knees and the elbows, or behind oversize handlebar mustaches. Although most patients report painless insertions, the miniscule spears sometimes elicit a slight pinch or tingle from dermal nerves. Though acupuncture infuses relaxation into bodies after a single session, multiple appointments may be necessary to substantially lessen pains from conditions such as migraines, carpal tunnel, or recurring nightmares of being chased by penny-farthings.