Television prank shows have never been more popular. Old people are pranking young people, young people are pranking young people, and middle-age life is its own kind of twisted prank. Get in on the jocular action with these fun-loving pranks:

• Dump out the prankee's shampoo and replace it with small, round lead pellets.
  
• Replace the prankee's delicious, wet-centered eggs with useless hard-boiled eggs.
  
• Set free all of your prankee's horses and valuable livestock.
  
• Switch the contents of your prankee's suitcase with the contents of someone else's suitcase at the airport. You've actually pranked two people, you goofy monster.
  
• Switch identities with your prankee (unless they have a criminal record or bad spouse).