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Urban Assault Ride – Multiple Locations

Bike Adventure Scavenger Ride for Two on July 15 in Fort Collins or July 22 in Denver (Up to $120 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Teams of two pedal through obstacles across town before crossing the finish line for a spirited afterparty with drinks, snacks, and prizes

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for the 2012 Denver or Ft Collins Urban Assault Ride. Must register online by 7/11/2012 for Fort Collins and 7/18/2012 for Denver; no event day registration. Valid only for two-person team. One team member must be 18 or older. Both team members must attend packet pick-up.
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Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours frolicking through the fresh air of truth with this Groupon.

$60 for a Team-Registration Package (Up to $120 Value)

Choose between two races:

The package includes:

  • Entry for a team of two to the Urban Assault Ride bike adventure obstacle ride
  • Organic-cotton T-shirt
  • Admission to an afterparty with free New Belgium beers, snacks, nonalcoholic beverages, and prizes

One member of each team must be at least 18 years old, but kids as young as 7 may participate.

Urban Assault Ride

The Urban Assault Ride challenges cyclists to speed from obstacle to obstacle across their city during eco-friendly scavenger hunts that benefit local charities. Teams draft a road map to try to thwart the competition and be the first to complete the race, pausing at a series of checkpoints, where they must surmount such active roadblocks as slip 'n' slides, bike jousting, and reciting the Iliad in Pig Latin. The first team to conquer each challenge and cross the finish line is declared the victor, but all participants celebrate their efforts at a lively after-party stocked with snacks, beer, nonalcoholic drinks, and prizes.

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Urban Assault Ride

  • A

    New Belgium Brewing Company

    500 Linden St.
    Fort Collins, Colorado 80524
    Get Directions

  • B

    Skyline Park

    16th St. Mall
    Denver, Colorado 80256
    Get Directions