DUMMY ADDRESS, Houston

Certified personal organizer Stacey Hopkins brings her one-woman war on messiness to homes throughout the Houston metropolitan area, vanquishing clutter with thoughtful tips and the twin swords of Neat and Tidy. Born to organize, Stacey preferred to play in friend's rooms rather than her own as a child to ensure all of her possessions, including her Barbie's extra shoes, stayed in their proper place. After a personal consultation and onsite evaluation, she devises systematic solutions designed to restore order to lawless closets and home offices, all while demonstrating tact, thoughtfulness, and creativity. Clients can pick Stacey's brain for organizational know-how, taking the opportunity to tame unruly desks, whip kitchens into shape, or finally sort piles of baseball cards in order from best to worst mustache.