$25 for Bathroom and Kitchen Cleaning from Abstract Cleaning Services ($50 Value)

Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a bathroom and kitchen cleaning from Abstract Cleaning Services (a $50 value). Today's deal is available to residents residing in Broward and Dade counties.

The domestic detailers at Abstract Cleaning Services are drilled in the latest home-hygiene techniques and held to a high standard of quality. During each two-and-a-half- to three-hour scrub-a-thon, crusty kitchens and filthy lavatories get a deep-down and thorough absolving, resulting in baths that are clean enough to eat from and kitchen sinks that are pure enough to marry. Depending on the size of the rooms, two to three professional polishers will work with you to formulate the perfect purging plan for your home, swabbing each surface, sanitizing each plane, and sweeping dust and cracker crumbs into oblivion. For an additional fee, Groupon customers can also add a stove and oven cleaning ($35), dishwasher scouring ($8), or refrigerator scrubbing ($25), rendering them irreproachable in the eyes of picky leftovers and your mother-in-law's Corningware.