Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $59, you get two hours worth of green in-home cleaning services from Alpha Living (a $120 value).
Alpha Living recognizes the importance of using biodegradable cleaning products to polish homes in an ecologically sustainable and domestically safe fashion. Professional cleaners will sweep and mop floors, impart immaculate shine upon kitchen surfaces, cabinets, and appliances, and purge showers, sinks, toilets, and tiles. Other services include blinds cleaning, furniture and décor dusting, carpet vacuuming, and inside- or outside-window washing upon request. Customers need not be present for the cleaning, though they must provide vacuum cleaners, brooms, and mops. Alpha Living will arrive equipped with cleaning products and an all-consuming desire to rearrange carelessly curated dust-bunny collections. Additionally, the $59 rate applies to Groupon customers for cleanings up to one year after the original cleaning, ensuring that homes will remain sparkling for upcoming spring, midsummer, autumn, and International Brain Awareness festivities.