What You'll Get
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon.
$1,999 for Bladeless LASIK ($4,600 Value)
With more than 9,000 successful LASIK procedures under their belts, the doctors and crew rank among New York's finest sight enhancers. Using the elite WaveLight Allegretto Wave Eye-Q and the Ziemer FEMTO LDV device, the team reshapes corneas in as little as 10 minutes, clearing up bad vision. Though ultimately designed to eliminate the need for glasses or contact lenses, the surgery will result in temporarily blurred vision, so the medical center provides free car service for patients within a five mile radius. Pre- and post-operation care is included with this Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid with insurance. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Astoria LASIK Surgery & Eye Care
Although they established Astoria LASIK Surgery & Eye Care only in 2011, the certified staffers have already made a name for themselves, earning a Best LASIK Center award from the Queens Courier. Equipped with three comfortable waiting areas, four specialized office suites, and 16 spacious examination rooms, the multipurpose health-care center serves the medical, dental, and vision needs of all five boroughs. The doctors, nurses, and administrative professionals speak Spanish, Greek, Hindi, and Arabic, among other languages, and their eco-consciousness makes for a virtually paper-free environment except in their restrooms and really cool, super-top-secret forts where stacks of newspapers act as foundational beams.