What You'll Get
Acupuncture is said to unblock the body’s energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with today’s Groupon to B-Alternative. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one acupuncture session (a $120 value).<p>
- For $65, you get two acupuncture sessions (a $220 value).<p>
The wellness wizards at B-Alternative restore bodily balance with acupuncture, a treatment that helps address a wide range of digestive, respiratory, and neurological concerns. During one-hour sessions, a licensed pinpointer inserts sterilized or disposable needles into strategic points along the body with the aim of unblocking energy clogs and relieving chronic pain, a phenomenon scientists attribute to stimulation of the nervous system. Instead of using hollow needles, which can encourage bruising or irritation, technicians use very thin stainless-steel needles that, like argumentative Fonzies, smoothly come to a point. Many clients report the procedure as being entirely or nearly pain free, and many phonograph records find it catchy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must sign waiver. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.