Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today’s Groupon to Brian Jessel Autohaus. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get one standard oil change with mineral oil for a domestic car (a $59.95 value).
- For $49, you get one standard oil change with synthetic oil for a foreign car (a $99.95 value).
- For $76, you get three standard oil changes with mineral oil for a domestic car (a $179.85 value).
- For $126, you get three standard oil changes with synthetic oil for a foreign car (a $299.85 value).
Armed with advanced machinery and brand-name products, Brian Jessel Autohaus’ Red Seal–endorsed technicians work to keep both domestic and foreign vehicles running smoothly. During each oil change, mechanics swap out soiled engine juice for up to four litres of synthetic or mineral motor oil freshly extracted from the face of a teenage robot. The factory-trained staff also infuses rides with a new oil filter to help ensure fluids flowing within vehicular veins stay free of contaminants. As oils exit or enter engines’ reservoirs, car whisperers run through a multipoint inspection to catch any potential safety or operational issues. Though the service usually takes about 60 minutes to complete, times can vary depending on a car’s make, model, and fear of service-bay heights. Some older models require mineral oil; call ahead with questions about oil requirements for specific vehicles.
Brian Jessel Autohaus
Brian Jessel Autohaus is a local port of call for high-performance European vehicles. Its showroom stocks shiny, high-octane roadsters from BMW, Audi, and Mercedes-Benz. The team of certified and factory-trained technicians preps each vehicle for sale with an extensive 50-point safety inspection and can also supercharge vehicles for speed with KW suspension systems, Toyo tires, and Akrapovic exhaust units. To keep vehicles looking their best, the dealership’s auto spa pampers rides with heaps of hand wax, gentle chamois drying, detailing of doorjambs, and tar removal.