The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burgers, shakes, and more at Burger Nuts in Willoughby.
Inside the candy-cane-colored doors at Burger Nuts, dedicated meatsmiths whip up a menu of seven fresh, never-frozen patties that they can deck out in a multitude of toppings and sauces and six different gooey cheeses. Choose an egg, multigrain, or pretzel bun to give shelter to protein-packed disks made of certified Angus beef ($4.49+), bison ($6.95+), chorizo ($5.95), or veggies ($4.95+). Guests that forget to wear necklaces made of bacon can accessorize their burger with unlimited gratis toppings, which range from the classic spicy mustard and sautéed onions to the exotic pesto, peanut butter, and pepperoni. Or wrangle specialty sandwiches such as the Nutty Spaniard ($5.95+), which straitjackets a ground chorizo patty, jalapeño poppers, and red-pepper sauce in a padded pretzel bun.
A team of sidekicks such as fresh-cut Cajun fries ($2.75) and crispy onion straws ($2.50) loyally back up burgered buns. Meanwhile, hand-dipped milk shakes ($3.99) transport sippers back in time when milk shakes weren't dipped by foot. Burger Nuts' cozy environs, lavished in red-and-white-checkered tile, provides the ideal setting for a workweek lunch and a high-stakes human chess match.
A red-and-white-striped awning welcomes patrons into Burger Nuts, where more than 35 toppings—all available for no extra charge—adorn seven types of patties and three varieties of bready encasement. Egg, multigrain, and pretzel buns clasp never-frozen certified Angus beef, bison, turkey, Kobe, bratwurst, chorizo, and veggie burgers, which patrons can decorate with such eclectic ingredients as pepperoni, peanut butter, sauerkraut, and pepper jack cheese. Burger-free fare includes grilled-cheese sandwiches, chicken fingers, and hand-dipped milk shakes that are served at the exact same temperature as that of a healthy polar bear's nose.
36099 Euclid Ave.
Willoughby, Ohio 44094