According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $69, you get two hours of house cleaning from Clean Conscience (a $140 value).

Clean Conscience polishes and purifies Denver-area residences with all-natural, eco-friendly cleaning products, improving indoor environments for kids, pets, and those with sensitivities to harsh chemicals. Two bonded and insured staff cleaners show up on your doorstep toting the Green Seal–certified products necessary to scrub, sweep, mop, and dust any home into a shiny, sustainably chic abode, even studio apartments located in a sand castle.

Have all carpets zoomed clean by American Lung Association–certified vacuums, every surface dusted with reusable microfiber rags, and every floor mopped with washable cloth heads, reducing cleaning waste in landfills and lessening the chances of karmic blowback in the form of dust-bunny rabies outbreaks. The many services include kitchen-stovetop scrubbing, floor washing, and toilet, sink, bathtub, and miniature-dollhouse-bathroom sanitizing.