Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Desert Spirit Massage Therapy, located within the Longford Medical Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (up to a $49 value).
- For $30, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (up to a $59 value).
Desert Spirit massage therapist Kristel Vanassche has eased the aching backs of local fighters, poker players, and other diverse clientele during her far-ranging career. During a Swedish massage, Kristel uses smooth, gliding strokes, friction, and occasional stretching to knead away stress and loosen tense muscles, leaving bodies feel as unburdened as an empty backpack aboard the International Space Station. Alternatively, Kristel can customize a deep-tissue massage with her professional assessment of the patient's physical status. Focusing on deeper muscles and connective tissue, she zeroes in on problem areas to alleviate chronic pain, soothe athletic injuries, and dissuade overachieving muscles attempting to earn merit badges with perfectly tied knots.
7455 W Washington Ave.
Las Vegas, Nevada 89128