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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Desert Spirit Massage Therapy, located within the Longford Medical Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (up to a $49 value).
- For $30, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (up to a $59 value).
Desert Spirit massage therapist Kristel Vanassche has eased the aching backs of local fighters, poker players, and other diverse clientele during her far-ranging career. During a Swedish massage, Kristel uses smooth, gliding strokes, friction, and occasional stretching to knead away stress and loosen tense muscles, leaving bodies feel as unburdened as an empty backpack aboard the International Space Station. Alternatively, Kristel can customize a deep-tissue massage with her professional assessment of the patient's physical status. Focusing on deeper muscles and connective tissue, she zeroes in on problem areas to alleviate chronic pain, soothe athletic injuries, and dissuade overachieving muscles attempting to earn merit badges with perfectly tied knots.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Vald only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 16 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.