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What You'll Get
Many Americans do not take a whole-body approach to their fitness regimen, which often leads to physical imbalances such as disproportionately muscular teeth and morbidly obese ring fingers. Achieve a more holistic healthiness with today's deal for a bevy of dancing, kicking, and massaging cardioptions at EquiVita, a full-body health center located near Ohio State University. Choose from three fitness options or one massage treatment:
- $18 for a six-class pass to Zumba or Nia dance classes (a $36 value)
- $20 for two Cardio Blast sessions (a $40 value)
- $99 for a six-week intensive kickboxing cardio class (a $216 value)
- $20 for a 30-minute massage (a $40 value)
With a pass to Zumba or Nia dance classes, you get a six-pack of entertaining group classes that harness the expressive power of dance to fuel cardio fitness, weight loss, and newly jazzed hands. If a heavy bag killed your parents, avenge them with the six-week intensive kickboxing cardio class, which, along with boosting the cardiovascular system, lends extreme strength to the muscles required for fist pumping during shredding guitar solos. To target the heart, the whole heart, and a bunch of tubes attached to the heart, take kickboxing to the next level of socially sublimated violence with a duo of Cardio Blast sessions. These high-intensity, 20-minute sessions are one on one and supervised by a trained bag-handler who ensures the use of proper techniques and keeps bags from unleashing their arsenal of hurtful jokes about your mother. Check out the schedule of classes to catch the group wave for cardio classes or group fitness dance sessions.
If you're feeling sore after a marathon session of kickboxing or watching all five Kickboxer movies, kick back and relax with a soothing, tension-dispelling 30-minute massage. EquiVita's massage experience begins with a fresh cup of coffee and a chat with the licensed therapist to help pinpoint your pain points. Depending on your specific needs, the therapist will use a wide range of massage techniques to work your muscles into mollification and release your vuvuzela-related stress. Call ahead to schedule your one-on-one Cardio Blast sessions or to secure a fixed date and time upon the temporal river of life for your massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 of each offer per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Only valid for purchased service. 24-hr. cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Tax & gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Cardio boxing and massage require reservation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.