What You'll Get
Although body-exchange programs mean you don't ever have to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition can result in a loss of your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon to Help For Health, located in Springfield. Choose from three options:
- $49 for one colon hydrotherapy treatment (a $98 value)
- $24 for one infrared ozone-sauna treatment (a $50 value)
- $29 for three whole-body vibration treatments (a $60 value)
Help For Health provides a variety of body-boosting services to help its clients stay fit and fetching. Colon hydrotherapy, or colon irrigation, employs nature's bounty hunter––purified water––to ferret out the whereabouts of built-up waste material, mucous, cellular debris, and other internal no-goodniks, flushing the colon in a pain-free, non-invasive, and entirely private (clients are in complete control of the water flow themselves) treatment designed to aid peristalsis and nutrient absorption.
Hit the FAR infrared ozone sauna to bathe your body in the heat generated by visible and invisible light, a thermal barrage that works its way up to an inch below the surface of the skin for a 15-minute detoxifying, circulation-boosting calorie inferno that helps improve immunity and lower blood pressure. Or opt for a whole-body vibration treatment, which gives earthbound everypeople the same carcass-quivering workout used by NASA and professional athletes, with the body receiving 10 minutes of high-speed oscillation to increase flexibility and strength, melt fat, eradicate cellulite, and help prevent osteoporosis.
Help For Health schedules treatments 24 hours a day, giving even the busiest body occupiers the opportunity to hike up their health. Each of the services included in today's deal includes a complimentary 30-minute consultation, and free pick-up is available from the Franconia-Springfield Metro Station to keep mass-transitonians from hitching rides on seatbelt-less apple carts.
Reviews
Although there aren't many online reviews for Help For Health, eight Citysearchers give it a perfect five-star average.
- This is a very pleasant, professional operated business. HFH has top of the line equipment, different supplements for detox , weight loss. Most of all I have founded the colonic machine to be very helpful for me. The owner (Kathy) really takes out time to found out what you want to do to better your health and explains all options that are available . [sic] – hycynthia
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Valid for service option purchased only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy. Not valid with other offers. May redeem in up to 5 visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Help For Health
The staff at Help For Health boosts clients' self confidence and natural beauty with a roster of detoxifying services that promote weight loss and well-being. LipoLaser body sculpting and whole-body vibration sessions can work to contour the body, and lymphatic-drainage therapy and far-infrared saunas encourage the body to secrete toxins through sweat and peer pressure. All treatments are natural and sustainable and come accompanied with a ton of information to keep clients in the know about the services and their own body's natural responses.