Art collectors protect their pictures the same way that crime bosses discipline their children—by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of custom framing services at Fast Frame’s East Madison Street location.

Fast Frame's expert frame forgers enclose precious photographs, paintings, and objects within customized rims matching each client's taste and specifications. Fast Frame offers a variety of in-stock mouldings to choose from, plus a flurry of material and matting options for subduing Escher prints beneath the glass of their custom-fitted habitats. Dry-mount a 11"x14" print in a formidable fortress of UV-protected glass, 2-inch acid free mat, and a basic black frame for $93 (plus tax), or corral the same picture with a chunky black frame for $127 (plus tax). If geometric frames end up clashing with calculus-themed living rooms, contact Fast Frame within 30 days and they will re-frame your project for no additional charge, as long as the new frame selection falls within the same price range of the original.