What You'll Get
In this day and age, the Internet serves as a lectern for original ideas, from the first intercontinental video-chat service to the first rutabaga-aficionado dating site. Exploit technological advances with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of browsing, gaming, word processing, and more at Internet Cafe.
Internet Cafe connects surfers to the Web with 16 high-speed Internet workstations, wireless Internet, and a friendly and knowledgeable staff. Sign in to browse to your virtual heart’s content ($2 for 15 minutes, $3.25 for 30 minutes, $6/hour) or to challenge co-clickers to a gaming match using a LAN and a 64-bit operating system (up to $6/hour). Word-processing software aids in compiling dissertations on keyboard evolution ($6/hour), and printing services in black and white ($0.25/page) and colour ($1+/page) put philosophies to paper. Candy bars, chips, and sodas fuel mouse fingers so their wielders need not miss a single update on joystick-revivalist message boards ($1).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.