A shiny car can blind potential carjackers just long enough to distract them while you steal their bikes. Defend your wheels' honor with today's Groupon: for $29, you get three business-class car washes at Kwik Kar Wash Flower Mound.
Kwik Kar Wash Flower Mound’s business-class wash tidies cars' insides, outsides, and undersides in about 25 minutes. Soft cloths lick mud pies and insect pâtés from the car's shell, leaving a generous triple-polish tip. After an invigorating steering-wheel scrub, the auto dons a clear-coat shield to protect paint from color-fading sun rays and innocence-stealing key scratches. A Rain-X treatment keeps drivers safe by repelling rain and sleet, which can greatly hinder visibility. The service concludes with a glossy tire dressing, a hint of car cologne, and a diploma stamped with a shiny gold star.
In addition to baby-sitting their bubble-wielding automatons, Kwik Kar's friendly staff partners with local organizations to develop eco-friendly car-wash fundraisers. Instead of hosting sponge-and-bucket scrubfests, which can waste water and funnel contaminants into the groundwater supply, Kwik Kar relies on word-of-mouth marketing of its services, sharing profits when community groups refer customers or repel ne'er-do-well seagulls.