Pizza is ubiquitous in American culture, thanks solely to its ability to double as a fraction calculator. Indulge in a numerator with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza, breadsticks, and salad at Lotsa Motsa Pizza in Salem.
At Lotsa Motsa Pizza, pie slicers assemble custom creations from a menu of 13 toppings or choose poultry-centered combinations such as chicken-bacon-ranch or buffalo chicken to eat in-house or on the go. Pizzas range from an 8-inch edible Frisbee ($3.89+) to a 16-inch behemoth ($13.39+) large enough for multiplayer games of musical forks. Salads are equally customizable with a lush spread of toppings ($3.99+ for small), and pepperoni and cinnamon enliven breadsticks ($2.99–$5.19). Like a bashful suitor, the calzone ($7.99) keeps most of its positive qualities on the inside for fear of coming across as too cheesy.