Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation’s heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots’ pared-down pastime with today’s Groupon to Mac N Bones Miniature Golf & Grill and The Zone in Pearl.

• For $15, you get a mini-golf outing for two, plus two arcade game cards good for up to four games each, and two soft drinks or slushies (up to a $30 value).
• For $30, you get a mini-golf outing for four, plus four arcade game cards good for up to four games each, and four soft drinks or slushies (up to a $60 value).</p>

Mac N Bones Miniature Golf submerges putters of all ages in an imaginative land of pirate-themed mini links packed with adventuresome obstacles. Grab one or three first mates or family members and traipse across 18 holes of gushing geysers, perilous caves, and giant parrots with miniature pirates on their shoulders. Duos or groups can work up a thirst playing unlimited mini golf, navigating the oscillating bridge and stuffing canons full of colorful orbs before quenching competitive thirsts with soft drinks and slushies. Once a proper course-conquering has been accomplished, enter the 8,000-square-foot, air-conditioned The Zone to prove likewise mastery over skee-ball, Hoop, and a variety of arcade games, or simply challenge Mrs. Pac-Man to a game of golf.

While Mac N Bones Miniature Golf sometimes offers online discounts during certain times, this Groupon is still the best deal around.