Written by Leslie Monique Guzman, a sixth-grade student at Erie Elementary Charter School and an ace wordsmith in the 826CHI writing program.
Like dogs, houses dislike bath time and often shake their chimneys in refusal or run away and hide in a neighbor's garden. Tame uncooperative cottages with today's Groupon: for $75, you get up to three hours of house cleaning from MaidPro (up to a $150 value). Today's deal is valid within the service area listed here; customers outside of this service area will need to pay an additional $5 travel fee or use super strength to carry their house closer to MaidPro.
MaidPro's trained staff magically transform messy kitchens, bathrooms, and bedrooms into beautiful living spaces. An army of cleaning knights follows a 49-point checklist to vanquish crumbs, stains, and fire-breathing dust bunnies. Using Mr. Clean Professional products, staff clean bathrooms, hallways, kitchens, and beneath the beds of dedicated messy-clothes collectors. Free up time for reading, video games, or risking plunges into dunk tanks by letting MaidPro's staff disinfect sinks, take out the garbage, and vacuum floors. Customers not happy with the cleaning can call MaidPro within 24 hours for a re-cleaning of the unsatisfactory areas for no additional fee. Each of MaidPro's staff members goes through a background check and graduates from MaidPro University, where they learn to transform everyday vacuums, brooms, and mops into house-cleaning robots.