Hair is like detailed knowledge of The X-Files plotlines—though it is extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today’s Groupon to Midwest Anti-Aging in Prairie Village abducts rogue hairs with techniques invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a Brazilian wax (a $55 value).
- For $65, you get three Brazilian waxes (a $165 value).
Midwest Anti-Aging’s skincare specialists speedily remove excess body hair with an array of waxing services. During 20- to 30-minute Brazilian-waxing sessions, spa mavens temporarily abolish hairs located in the nether regions of the bikini zone. Clients can choose to have hairs eliminated with all-natural hard wax or opt for soft, plant-based soy wax, which effectively removes rogue fuzz without triggering skin allergies or hair-burglar alarms. Clients can upgrade to extended Brazilian waxing for an additional $10.
Clients space out to the strains of meditational music during treatments at Midwest Anti-Aging, a place where the experience of each skin service is almost as important as its results. Aestheticians examine the skin’s composition before each facial so they can tailor the treatment regimen to fight signs of aging, dryness, or snowmobile tracks. Chemical peels and microdermabrasion treatments whisk away expired skin cells to reveal soft facial surfaces, and body scrubs bring the same exfoliating touch to the torso. Blemishes shrink and creases soften during Lulum Energy treatments, which awaken sleepy skin cells with electrical microcurrents. In addition to melting muscle tension, massages stimulate circulation to make complexions glow. Complimentary touches abound at the center, from oatmeal cookies and bottled water to a towel service that prevents clients from having to dry their skin with the faint breeze from a passing helicopter.