For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on either the underarm area (a $250 value/session) or the bikini-line area (a $350 value/session) at Mosaic Medspa in Gulf Shores (up to a $1,050 total value).

The experienced dermis doctors at Mosaic Medspa offer patrons a complete list of skin-rejuvenating services and high-tech prettification procedures in a calm, relaxing spa atmosphere. A trio of laser hair-removal sessions zaps away at uncooperative follicles on either the underarm or bikini-line areas, diminishing strand growth with brief pulses of intense light. Each session takes about 15–30 minutes, leaving ample time to return to work or to test the aerodynamics of newly smoothened areas in a bikini-clad relay race or a high-five decathlon.