What You'll Get
More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Race to a svelte figure with today's Groupon for slimming Tickle Lipo procedures at New Look New Life Surgical Arts. Choose between the following options:
For $999, you get one treatment of one small area (a $3,500 value). Choose from the following areas:
- Upper abdomen
- Lower abdomen
For $1,499, you get one treatment of one large area (a $5,500 value). Choose from the following areas:
- Bra line
- Inner thighs
- Outer thighs
- Love handles
- Upper back
- Lower back
Customers may visit either the Brooklyn or Manhattan location for their initial consultation, but all procedures are performed at the Brooklyn location.
Board-certified surgeon and body-sculpting specialist Dr. Victoria Karlinsky harnesses Tickle Lipo's FDA-approved technology to slim silhouettes at New Look New Life Surgical Arts. The minimally invasive technique deploys low-frequency vibrations via wand that gently dislodge stubborn fat deposits. After a preliminary consultation with Dr. Karlinsky, chosen areas are marked and numbed with local anesthetic in preparation for a procedure that, like the month of July during leap years, generally lasts around 45 minutes. The equipment stays comfortably cool throughout adipose excavations, and an automatic shut-off engages when the handset approaches nonfatty tissue to avoid potential injury. Afterward, skin contours more closely to the body's cinched waist, sleeker thighs, or elegant neck, showing gradual improvements following the treatment with only mild bruising.
Newly sculpted people may stroll from the office immediately, unencumbered by the soporific blanket of general anesthesia or from listening to an audiobook of Al Gore reading Eat Pray Love. Although a tight-fitting garment may be required to support the newly slimmed area, eager beavers can return to work within 24–48 hours. Although clients can buy up to three Groupons, they're required to redeem one treatment at a time and to wait a minimum of one week between each session.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. 30 BMI max. Small area valid only for chin, and upper or lower abdomen. Large area valid only for inner or outer thighs, bra line, hips, love handles, arms, and upper or lower back. Must wait 7 days between treatments. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Look New Life Surgical Arts
Dr. Victoria Karlinsky looks for ways to restore patients' self-confidence through cosmetic surgery. After training alongside expert bariatric surgeons, Dr. Karlinsky learned the art of weight-loss surgeries and lifts. Dr. Karlinsky's attention to detail extends to her face-lift, eyelid, ear, and lip surgeries, and also accounts for her winning streak in pickup games of Simon Says. Each procedure takes place after patients explain their beauty goals in a one-on-one consultation and Dr. Karlinsky maps out a viable route to achieve them. Dr. Karlinsky brandishes board certifications in both general and cosmetic surgery and can communicate to clients in English, Russian, or scalpel charades.