Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today's Groupon: for $99, you get your choice of a fractional skin resurfacing facial (a $597 value) or a photofacial (a $397 value) at Nu Image Medical.

Nu Image Medical's licensed general surgeon deftly wields Alma Harmony lasers to noninvasively zap faces into restored replicas of their former selves. The photofacial gently rewinds the epidermis's biological clock with short pulses of broadband light, helping fade rosacea, age spots, broken capillaries, and Ulysses S. Grant autographs from patients' cheeks. Alternatively, a fractional skin rejuvenation treatment spurs head-canvases to rapidly resurface themselves by creating miniscule microinjuries on a fraction of the treated skin. The process stimulates healing and collagen production, plumping up visible wrinkles, tightening skin, and awarding epidermal cells honorary MDs for their effort. Both facials boast little-to-no downtime, enabling youth-restorers to tuck out for a procedure at lunch or in the middle of a long phone conversation with their podiatrist.