Raising children can sap the romance from marriage, as most 3-year-olds lack candle-lighting proficiency and the ability to sit quietly through the sultriest moments of This Old House. Take a relaxing timeout from parenting with today's Groupon: for $27, you get five all-access passes for children 6 months to 8 years at Playtown Cafe in Boca Raton (up to a $55 value).
Playtown Cafe offers grownups a place to put their minds at ease as their tykes roam around a safe 5,100-square-foot indoor activity center. With a 10% discount in hand, enjoy an unrushed meal of bistro fare before sending the little ones to the Park, the complex's central play area featuring a jungle gym, slides, and artificial grass to forestall criticism from toddlers with high verisimilitude standards. Children can sauté plastic hot dogs and rubber carrots in the Bakery's kid-size kitchen or dress up as the cast of St. Elsewhere with the clothes and props in La Boutique. Other play areas include the Garage, which features beanbags, Nintendo Wii, or family-friendly movies, Fred's Toy Store, the Art Gallery, and the Building Zone, where toddlers gain valuable experience bickering with pintsize property owners about eminent domain.