What You'll Get
A grocery store is like a carnival midway—it offers shelves and shelves of goodies that only become available after lobbing baseballs at stacks of bottles. Today's Groupon brings the fresh food without the carnie cons: for $14, you get $30 worth of groceries and other items that won't earn a disappointed head-shake from one's rabbi at South Florida Kosher Meats, Inc. in North Miami Beach. This deal is only applicable toward in-store visits.
Established in 1979, South Florida Kosher Meats, Inc., houses a considerable collection of kosher komestibles. Until April 6, the grocer is kosher for Passover and can provide you with all your Passover needs. Following Passover, the market will return to its regular offers. South Florida Kosher Meats specializes in kosher meats, such as 1.5 pounds of barbecue ribs (about $15.99) and 2 pounds of chicken wings (about $3.99), both of which will liven up the next High Holy Days pool party. For customers looking to make use of the rocket-powered shopping cart they received for their last birthday, the market also functions as a full grocery store, with items ranging from cookies ($0.89+) and couscous ($2.39+) to pizzas ($3.99+) and pie filling ($1.39+). Torah-toting turophiles may opt instead for kosher dairy products—including several cheeses from Israel—complemented with a selection from South Florida Kosher Meats, Inc.'s collection of more than 150 kosher wines, including wines from the grape mines of Israel, Italy, France, and Australia.
South Florida Kosher Meats, Inc., backs up its claims of supreme kosherocity with an on-site mashgiach, ensuring that all items play by the "Complete Schlemiel's Guide to the Kashrut" (known in some circles as the Book of Deuteronomy). The market also operates under the supervision of Kosher Miami.
Two Insider Pages users give South Florida Kosher Meats, Inc., a perfect five-star rating:
- From the groceries, wine, cheese, deli, and meats this market has it all. Its [sic] clean and the people working there are so friendly. I have been to all the other markets in the neighborhood and nothing compares. If I want my meat or chicken cut a special way I just have to ask. – Anonymous
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. In-store redemption only. Tax not included. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.