What You'll Get
Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to a lazy ride with today's Groupon to South Dixie Fly Auto Wash and Detail. Choose between the following options:
• For $69, you get a Star II mobile detail for a car (a $200 value).
• For $89, you get a Star II mobile detail for a truck, SUV, or van (a $225 value).
The staffers at South Dixie Fly Auto Wash and Detail sluice soiled automobiles of dirt and grime with an arsenal of eco-friendly products. South Dixie Fly Auto Wash and Detail's mobile washing units cart the auto-detailing services to clients' vehicles parked at any residence or parking lot within 25 miles of the 45202 and 45044 zip codes. Along with a thorough hand washing of exteriors and cleaning of tires and wheels, the 45–60-minute Star II detail features a machine polish and wax as well as window and mirror de-smudging to restore automobiles to a state of shininess akin to a newborn nickel. Engines are purged of grime during a pressure wash before insides receive a meticulous vacuuming, shampooing, and fabric-protector application. The mobile washing units arrive with the water and electricity needed to bathe vehicles, making the Star II detail an ideal option for human haulers parked in areas far from power outlets or water-spraying wooly mammoths. Pressure washes are only available at residences.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 as gift. Limit 1/household. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cncl notice or $25 fee may apply. New customers only. Valid only at residences or parking lots within 25 miles of 45202 and 45044 zip codes. Extra fee for excessive dirt or filth. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.