Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor: for $59, you get a 70-minute custom facial with microdermabrasion at Tatyana's Spa Fusion, formerly known as Pour Je Spa & Boutique.

Microdermabrasion is a safe, noninvasive treatment that rejuvenates sleepy skin through skillful dry exfoliation, promoting new cell and collagen production, stimulating circulation and lymphatic flow, and balancing oil levels to even out skin tone and texture. Today's deal combines this youth-inducing technique with more traditional cleansing, toning, and moisturizing methods to create a superfacial with as much street cred as Big Bird has on Sesame. Your visit to Tatyana's Spa Fusion will start with the 70-minute Pour Jé Facial treatment, during which an expert aesthetician will use organic Eminence products to customize a deep cleaning that fits your façade like a mug-glove. Following a thorough pore purification and extraction, your skin will be spoon-fed a multi-course meal of a nutritious cooling mask, treatment mask, serum, moisturizer, and mineral-based sunscreen. A wave of the microdermabrasion wand will address any persisting wrinkles or micro-wizards.

Clients aren’t the only ones who've benefited from Tatyana's mastery of rejuvenation; the salon itself only recently emerged as its current, spruced-up incarnation of the former Pour Je Spa & Boutique. Call to schedule your own appearance upgrade, or purchase an additional Groupon to pull back-to-back persona reinventions like the artist formerly known as Prince and Prince Diddy.