While sick humans can heal any illness with a miraculous combination of backrubs, Frasier repeats, and peanut-butter-and-Tang smoothies, sick computers require more complex coaxing back to health. Today's Groupon gets you one step closer to healing your best technological friend by identifying the source of its illness with a customized diagnosis at The Geeks Computer Service in Fresno or Clovis. Choose one of two options:

• $30 for PC diagnosis (a $60 value)
• $37 for Mac diagnosis (a $75 value)

A professional diagnosis for any sick, slow, or hypochondriac PC or Mac is a sure-fire way to pinpoint the root of your problem without filling your USB ports with leeches. After you check your computer into the clinic for overnight monitoring, the friendly nerds at The Geeks will do a full physical exam of your ailing Babbage engine, delving deep into the marrow of its motherboard, if necessary. Once they've reached a verdict, you'll receive a detailed diagnosis, complete with suspected causes (such as spilled gravy) and traditional IT folk remedies.

In these modern times, having a sick, broken, or slowly running computer will isolate you from friends, family, and any tween fan clubs you may have cultivated during your years as an esteemed poet laureate writing Twilight haikus. Salvage your social life and connection to society with today's Groupon to The Geeks, or help a technology addict muster the will to live after an unexpected crash by giving one as a gift.

Reviews

The Geeks Computer Service on Clovis Avenue has received an average rating of five stars from three Yelpers and the former corporate location received 4.5 stars from three Yahoo! Locals:

• I have received nothing but the best of service from you staff...I believe that he did every thing to preserve the integrity of computer while fixing, bench testing and offering suggestions for us to have the best possible experience. – Deborah, Yahoo! Local
• I didn't have all the specs for this computer. So I called up Geeks and they solved the problem very quickly – Slyviecoville, Yahoo! Local