Men, like cats, often choose self-grooming over pampering and are notorious for violently clawing their way out of forced bubble baths. Reform masculine laving rituals with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of guy-centric spa services at The Men's Room.
The Men’s Room puts a contemporary spin on the traditional barbershop with a slew of modernly macho services. For overgrown scalp grass, the gentleman’s cut and finish ($30) coddles head blades in a sea of hot lather before mowing them into precision with a straight razor, leaving behind a tailored dude 'do. Jowl fuzz, cheek fluff, and mustache disguise glasses will be removed to reveal true identities after 45 minutes spent in steamy bliss during the classic shave ($35), which includes hot lather, a light facial, and a skin-quenching moisturizer. The Men’s Room’s also sheds light on otherwise-neglected manscapes, offering bristle banishment from the brows ($15), chest ($45+), back ($45+), and nose ($10). A 60-minute relaxation massage ($80) soothes pinched pressure points and boosts muscle flexibility for spontaneous Twister cage-matches.
In tune with its fellow-friendly treatments, The Men’s Room’s sleek yet traditional interior radiates suave sophistication. With its oak floors, complimentary drinks, harlequin-stitched leather chairs, and model ships, the welcoming, manly vibe inside almost cancels out the finger-painted “no girls allowed” sign gracing the front door.