What You'll Get
A shiny car can blind potential carjackers just long enough to distract them while you steal their bikes. Foil would-be criminals with today's Groupon: to The Smart Car Wash in Woodbridge, Virginia. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a three-month fast pass, good for unlimited exterior washes (a $74.97 value).
- For $118, you get a 12-month fast pass, good for unlimited exterior washes (a $239.88 value).
The Smart Car Wash's attentive auto scrubbers wield eco-friendly technologies and products to clean vehicles without transposing too much grime onto the earth or into the atmosphere. The fast pass grants access to a special VIP lane, allowing users to bypass the usual lines for car-cleansing services. Unlimited Xpress Plus washes bathe exteriors with a 2,000-point microfiber wash, triple-foam polish, and underbody rinse in a LEED-certified facility that eliminates all traces of grime from vehicles with collected rainwater and threats of blackmail. Cleansing cars and SUVs in a scant five minutes, the bay's laser-guided cleaning equipment launders tires with a magnum wheel blaster and tire shine before banishing sudsy residues with a spot-free rinse and turbo dry. SUVs incur no additional costs. The Smart Car Wash adheres to strict sustainability expectations with energy-efficient buildings constructed from locally sourced materials and bio-friendly wash chemicals extracted from rainbows.
Though The Smart Car Wash sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
About The Smart Car Wash
When The Smart Car Wash’s proprietors began their business, they did not simply want to clean cars, but also wanted to incorporate [green technology (http://www.thesmartcarwash.com/category/8348/enviroment.htm) into their business out of respect for the environment. A LEED-certified facility, the wash is powered entirely by electricity from off-site wind turbines and all of its water is recycled in a water recycling plant. Additionally, techs use biodegradable chemicals to rid vehicles of dirt and grime and clear off suds with a spot-free rinse before adding [deluxe touches](http://www.thesmartcarwash.com/category/8323/car-wash-menu.htm) such as a triple foam polish and dash dressing. Along with performing washes seven days a week, the crew spruces up vehicles with [detailing services](http://www.thesmartcarwash.com/category/8324/detailing-services.htm) including carpet cleaning, interior deodorizing, and revitalizing auto bodies with waxing and synthetic paint sealant.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per vehicle. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.