What You'll Get
If humankind never learned to play with its food, it would never have learned to play with its ingredients, and the world would be one bereft bowl of gruel. Taste the fruits of culinary creativity with today's Groupon to The Turtle Restaurant in Brownwood. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of upscale American cuisine at dinner.
- For $7, you get $14 worth of lunch fare.
The Zagat-praised Turtle Restaurant is the belly- and community-friendly byproduct of culinary dynamo Curt Sassak. As a protégé of celebrated French chef Yannick Cam at El Catalan, Curt is no stranger to stocking Euro-inspired foodstuffs including locally sourced eggs, veggies from nearby farms, and cheese from neighborhood cheddar trees—all in support of the restaurant's strong loyalty to Slow Food ideology.
During dinner, garlic-rosemary roasted lamb chops with wild mushrooms and luscious layers of whipped-potato napoleon ($28) compete for stomach space against oven-roasted chicken breasts stuffed with sweet sage sausage and cornbread ($19). During lunch, visitors can enjoy chef-d'oeuvres such as fried chevre salad, an herbed-goat-cheese croquette arranged atop baby spinach and below warm bacon dressing ($9.75) or the Turtle club, a BLT fancified with turkey, shaved ham, baby swiss, tarragon mayo and the sweet taste of homemade challah bread ($9.50). After any meal, scoops of gourmet gelato or sorbetto ($3 small, $4 medium, $5.25 large)—available in flavors such as vanilla, coconut chocolate chip, honey lavender, and exotic jalapeño peanut brittle—leave tongues shocked, awed, and eager to lick frozen flagpoles in the name of love.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Limit 1/table. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reserv reqd. Not valid towards alcohol. Must purchase 1 food item. Menu items subj to change based on local availability. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.