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What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon.
$39 for a Medical Weight-Loss Program (Up to $229 Value)
- A physical exam and body-composition analysis (a $99 value)
- Four lipotropic MIC injections (an $80 value)
- A two-week medical weight-loss program (a $50 value), which includes the choice of prescribed or natural weight-loss medications, and one B12 injection weekly<p>
The prescribed-medical program includes the following:
- FDA-approved appetite suppressants
- 14 ChromeMate tablets
- 14 Probese tablets to control cravings
- Four water pills<p>
The all-natural program includes a 14-day supply of the following all-natural alternatives:
- Probese tablets
- Diucaps capsules to reduce appetite
- Cal-Mag capsules
- Super Energy capsules to fuel workouts
- Nutrilean capsules to balance metabolism <p>
Before launching into the two-week regimen, clients receive a physical from an MD, RN, or PA, including a body-composition analysis that measures total weight, fat mass, and the percentage of cells wearing party hats. Weekly lipotropic MIC injections stimulate the flow of adipose cells to and from the liver, enhancing both liver function and fat metabolism. A medically monitored schedule of prescribed or natural appetite suppressants adds oomph to healthy eating habits. The prescribed-medical program includes fat-burning ChromeMate tablets to increase HDL cholesterol, and Probese tablets curb nighttime cravings, helping patients avoid temptation after dinner and during dreams about food. <p>
Alternatively, the all-natural option includes Diucaps capsules to dampen appetites, and Nutrilean capsules, packed with a blend of antioxidants, minerals, and vitamins that boost overall health and enhance the effects of the weight-loss program. While results vary from patient to patient, Tri Valley dieters lose an average of 2–5 pounds per week when precisely following the weight-loss plan.<p>
Tri Valley Medical Weight Control
The medical staff at Tri Valley Medical Weight Control garners know-how from more than 30 years of weight-management support to help patients shed pounds through diet and slimming injections. The team—doctors, nurse-practitioners, and physician’s assistants—measures patients’ body composition and performs physicals before drawing up plans personalized for adults and children. The plans emphasize safety first; women’s and men’s nutrition plans never drop below 1,200 and 1,500 calories, respectively, and many dietary supplements are FDA-approved and derived from natural ingredients. A super energy supplement, for instance, fuels workouts with a medley of ginseng, guarana, and bee pollen, though side effects include the ability to smell fear. Clients can drop into the office anytime to pick up optional medications or get totally free tips, advice, and support.
_Though Tri Valley Medical Weight Control sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available._
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. New clients only. Services must be used by one person. Program participation subject to medical clearance. For appetite suppressants, must be between ages of 16-64; all-natural medications, must be between ages of 8-80. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by a guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tri Valley Medical Weight Control
The staff at Tri Valley Medical Weight Control— recently voted the No.1 weight-loss clinic in Inland Empire by Press Enterprise—garners know-how from more than 30 years of weight-management support to help patients shed pounds through diet and slimming injections. The team measures patients' body composition and performs physicals before drawing up personalized plans. The staff members emphasize safety first; nutrition plans never drop below 1,200 calories, many dietary supplements are derived from natural ingredients, and the center is free of surprise trap doors. Clients can drop into the office anytime to pick up optional medications or get totally free tips, advice, and support.