Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon: for $899, you get a Zerona laser-treatment package at UniqueU Medical Weight Loss (a $1,800 value). The package includes the following:
- Nine Zerona laser treatments
- Recommendations for a detoxification diet
- Two dietary supplements<p>
Under the expert guidance of Dr. James T. Lutz and Doctor of Chiropractic Daniel L. Buchanan, the staff at UniqueU Medical Weight Loss harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. Technicians perform the nine sessions over nine separate office visits, each of which requires minimal recovery time.
In an effort to boost the Zerona treatment’s effects, this package includes a series of eating guidelines that fall in line with a detoxification diet, which aims to cleanse patients’ systems of unhealthy substances and toxin-flavored crayons. Customers can also take advantage of Ultra detoxification supplements, a combination of 17 vitamins and minerals, and Curva, a niacin-based supplement intended to increase circulation. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
UniqueU Medical Weight Loss
For Cincinnati native Daniel L. Buchanan, DC, the inspiration to help others lose weight came not from classrooms but from discussions with patients. After watching patients' ups and downs, the staff developed the UniqueU program, a medically structured system that fosters weight reduction within clients without sacrificing safety.