Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet. For $19, you'll get an oil and oil filter change (a $41 value) at one of Valvoline Instant Oil Change's 11 area locations. Valvoline currently has a $10 off coupon on its website, but this Groupon offers more than double the savings.
Get your chassis classy in time for rolled-down-window weather with the full-service treatment, including up to five quarts of Valvoline oil, a new Valvoline oil filter, and vehicle lubrication of chassis components (if required). The procedure also includes a complete examination of everything from tire pressure to transfer-case fluid. Customers pay the difference for any excess quarts of oil or certain replacement filters (see the fine print above).
Like ice-cream cones lost in the desert, library books, and summer romances, automobile oil comes attached to a ticking expiration date. Cross off this bold-faced to-do-list item with the help of a trusted oil brand, mechanics with 20 years of oil-change experience, and today's Groupon to Valvoline Instant Oil Change.