People eat three times a day to prevent mouthy mouths from brashly blurting out their distaste for the rest of the digestive system. Today's Groupon prevents inner-system quarreling by subduing chatty cheeks with upscale eats: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale American fare and drinks at Whitfield’s Restaurant and Bar.

Whitfield’s frees diners from the doldrums of uninspired dining with an upscale, yet comfortable ambience and a seasonally driven menu that's more mouthwatering than a dental appointment. Combined with a glass of wine such as the Cavit pinot grigio ($7.50/glass), tasty appetizers including the fried green tomatoes prime palates for a flavorful onslaught ($10). Patrons can continue to sound their hunger horns to summon specialties such as an orange-chili-glazed pork chop, served with sorghum and toasted-pecan mashed sweet potatoes and rainbow chard ($22), or the Springer Mountain roasted chicken, which struts in with its entourage of stone-ground gruyere grit soufflé, ratatouille, and mushroom sauté ($21). For a sweet finish to the feast, the Jack Daniel's chocolate bread pudding adds a twist to a traditional dessert by turning it into chocolate bread pudding ($7.50). Additionally, customers can enjoy a live piano bar Wednesday–Saturday, allowing them to leave their baby grands at home with the piano sitter.